Monday 7.05pm

You leggit as fast as you can. The Gypo lets the dog go……..OH FUCK!!

You are running through shed loads of Cow shit, Dog Shit and Chunk shit. But do you care? HELL NO!

Digging for your keys in your pocket you get to the car, the Rottweiller snapping for your legs, baying for blood!

In the nick of time you manage to get the key into the door and open it quickly. Fuckin’ hell that was a close one.

The moral of this little story is avoid doing extra training, it’s bad for your health.

Where to now:

  1. Back home and steady the nerves
  2. Off down the pub